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(either do as you can, or can as you do)

Category: Scrambled eggs

  • Treasures

    Treasures

  • The pitiful midget

    I pity you, but I’d rather pity me for following you After all, you is all I own and ever since I’ve known you, you precede me naturally – you dirty midget! Even so, steady, immutable (in time and in space) oh… you dare-not-dare, you boring son of a wrong flair… Why don’t you depart…

  • The Sentinel

    The sentinel, who scented like 1000 turds,was having a sausage with herbs he had found, on the curbsby the backdoor he guarded so well.”Watch out” – did he say”You shall not get through!””But I have to” – said I,”Can you not see my rye?”That certainly rang him a bellThe rye was alright as I could…