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(either do as you can, or can as you do)

  • Pub poetry, as it were

    Morgan had an orgasmsitting on a high chairin her mahogany gardenin Nottingham-shireShe did have balls, of fire,within her eyes- and I’m telling you no lies -while she was looking fora ocean of creamy cheese spreadbut lost her fingers instead

  • The Score

    The Score

    Live by the seaDrive as fast as you canBurn the candle at both ends Don’t look in the mirror,it lies every timeMeet all your fears anddefeat them with a smile Then see how it goesLove even moreNever regreta single note on the score

  • 100 Dogs, and a mouse, and a magic ring

    100 Dogs, and a mouse, and a magic ring

    A hundred dogs and a mouse and a magic ringhidden in the house of a wilful evil queenwhose spouse loved her with heart and spleenthough he wished he’d never be crowned king As a king he had to keep things tidythe ring with the spouse and the mouse and the dogs in the housetill one…

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