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“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”

“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”